The Fear Beneath = ?
- Sharks Are Really Scary (45%, 367 Votes)
- Lovers of Sharks (36%, 291 Votes)
- Outstanding Educators (8%, 68 Votes)
- Concerned Citizens (6%, 50 Votes)
- We're Respectable People (5%, 32 Votes)
Total Voters: 811
Start Date: Tuesday, January 4, 2011 @ 11:18 PM
End Date: No Expiry
SURF BEACH SHARK ATTACK!!!
- Sad - Condolences to the family. (51%, 106 Votes)
- Get over yourselves. Sharks eat stuff. (20%, 42 Votes)
- This is some scary shit, man. (15%, 32 Votes)
- Heading out to SB with my speargun. (8%, 16 Votes)
- I don't go in the ocean. Don't care. (6%, 12 Votes)
Total Voters: 208
Start Date: Friday, October 22, 2010 @ 1:06 PM
End Date: No Expiry
Attacked by a Great White Shark? Fight Back!
- Gauge Out Its Eyeball? (46%, 317 Votes)
- Punch It In The Gills? (26%, 181 Votes)
- Ride The Wild Beast To Shore (14%, 100 Votes)
- Air Tank + Rifle = ? (8%, 55 Votes)
- I Carry A Speargun/ Knife (6%, 39 Votes)
Total Voters: 692
Start Date: Wednesday, June 30, 2010 @ 9:20 PM
End Date: No Expiry
Happy Holidays! I'd rather be eaten by a...
- Genial Great White (39%, 82 Votes)
- Hungry Human (23%, 49 Votes)
- Terrific Tiger (17%, 35 Votes)
- Fuzzy Polar Bear (15%, 32 Votes)
- Cuddly Crocodile (6%, 12 Votes)
Total Voters: 201
Start Date: Thursday, December 24, 2009 @ 8:19 PM
End Date: No Expiry
Australian Waters: Deadly Dangerous?
- Great Whites don't like the taste of VB (33%, 4 Votes)
- Sharks too busy with saltwater Crocs (33%, 4 Votes)
- Aussies just bitch-slap the sharks (33%, 4 Votes)
- Beaches protected by nets... Unless you're a fish (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 12
Start Date: Friday, December 4, 2009 @ 1:52 PM
End Date: No Expiry
El Niño: More Shark Attacks?
- I call bullshit. (38%, 65 Votes)
- Great Whites are EVERYWHERE (35%, 59 Votes)
- Sounds plausible. I'll be a bit more cautious. (24%, 40 Votes)
- What's the niño? (7%, 12 Votes)
Total Voters: 173
Start Date: Monday, July 20, 2009 @ 4:45 PM
End Date: No Expiry
President-Elect Obama:
- Great White Sharks: Yes, We Can (Eat You) (40%, 6 Votes)
- This poll is a stretch, even for The Fear Beneath (27%, 4 Votes)
- Once caught a 24-foot GWS with floss (27%, 4 Votes)
- Institutes comprehensive shark nets (6%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 15
Start Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008 @ 2:42 PM
End Date: No Expiry
Great White Shark
- entitled to its share of the ocean, man (45%, 27 Votes)
- victim of a bad reputation, just hungry (20%, 12 Votes)
- fish like that… swallow ya whole (17%, 10 Votes)
- is out for blood: no more, no less (10%, 6 Votes)
- who cares? winter's here - fire up the NPAC (5%, 3 Votes)
- see 'em every day but i still paddle out (3%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 60
Start Date: Saturday, November 1, 2008 @ 12:59 AM
End Date: No Expiry
Most Bad-Ass Predators, Anywhere, Anytime
- Great White Shark (37%, 26 Votes)
- Saltwater Crocodile (19%, 13 Votes)
- Tyrannosaurus Rex (17%, 12 Votes)
- Oprah (17%, 12 Votes)
- Vincent Vega & Jules Winfield (6%, 4 Votes)
- Grizzly Bear (4%, 3 Votes)
Total Voters: 70
Start Date: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 @ 12:22 PM
End Date: No Expiry
Most Fearsome Ocean Predator
- Great White Shark (54%, 15 Votes)
- Homo Sapiens (21%, 6 Votes)
- Tiger Shark (11%, 3 Votes)
- Super-Smart 'Deep Blue Sea' Sharks (7%, 2 Votes)
- Orca (7%, 2 Votes)
- Oceanic Whitetip Shark (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 28
Start Date: Saturday, September 20, 2008 @ 12:29 PM
End Date: No Expiry