New Smyrna Beach Resumes Shark Carnage Season
May 17, 2009 by Martin Brody · View Comments
Two men were bitten by unidentified sharks within five minutes of one another – arm yourselves and prepare for the impending shark invasion!
NBC Miami reports on the attacks and makes a loosely-veiled implication that the waters may not be safe for humans: “Two shark attacks on Florida’s Space Coast yesterday have some wondering if it’s safe to go back in the water”


