The Telegraph (telegraph.co.uk) has posted an otherwise interesting article with the ludicrous title "Great white sharks look for girlfriends in underwater singles bar, scientists believe," which insults not only these magnificent beasts but the scientists who dedicate their very existence to the preservation and conservation of ocean life everywhere. By Paul Eccleston … [Read more...]
Virgin Shark Birth Has Startling Implications
When shark females start spontaneously reproducing, it's time to get worried... When the Great White Sharks start doing this, we will need to heavily arm ourselves and prepare for the inevitable land invasion! VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA A female shark in a Virginia aquarium without any male companionship of her kind is responsible for a "virgin birth," a scientific journal … [Read more...]